do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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