I want to have your abortion
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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