Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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