He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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