Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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