So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Randomize