new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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