what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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