How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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