i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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