craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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