I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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