weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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