Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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