woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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