Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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