We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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