Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
