I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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