Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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