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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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