I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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