Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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