don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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