Nicole vs. Life
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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