DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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