I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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