I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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