I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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