yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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