Duck Duck Cougar?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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