I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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