I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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