I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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