The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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