I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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