brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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