I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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