Do vagina's smell?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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