wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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