How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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