He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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