Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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