Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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