look no pants
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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