If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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