So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
