Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Randomize
