I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
how does that bad decision feel?
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