so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
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How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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