I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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