i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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